- Began engaging in sexual incest with his three sisters in adolescence.
- Upon being declared Emperor, he commissioned a three mile long bridge constructed of boats to be built from Baeiae to Puteoli and rode over it on his horse wearing Alexander the Great’s breastplate, because an astrologer…
“The Emperor Caligula once decided to go to war with the Roman God of the sea, Poseidon, and ordered his soldiers to throw their spears into the water at random”
lol, he was emperor, doe~~~
obviously he knew what he was doing.
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